The Exercise of Vital Powers

RIP George Carlin

Witty

“We have to go to war with Iran. The American People need something to watch on TV and this writer’s strike has gone on too long.”

xkcd is my favorite geek strip these days.

This brings up all sorts of interesting jokes about Ron Paul supporters and the whole Trekkie/Pedophile Link

Is this one

Campaign short on zombie policies | Blunt Instrument | Brisbane Times Blogs

Nearly one whole week has passed and I have yet to hear a single candidate from any party say word one about the pressing, clawing, biting issue of the Undead.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!” (Clowns KKKick KKK ass! – Asheville Indymedia)

George Clooney is an agent of a foreign power which hates America:

Check out these cool Lego replicas of Escher paintings:Relativity
Ascending and Descending, Waterfall, and Belvedere.

HT to rjhatl’s friends list.

HT:
Redstate