The Exercise of Vital Powers

Clean Energy Watch: CBS Evening News Asks the Candidates about Global Warming
“I think we ought to be out there talking about ways to reduce energy consumption and waste. And we ought to declare that we will be free of energy consumption in this country within a decade, bold as that is.” — Mike Huckabee.

When I listen to Huckabee’s populist rhetoric railing against “Wall Street Fat Cats”, coming out against school choice, and practically begging his state legislature to raise taxes, I can’t help but to wonder if the only difference between the average Edwards supporter and the average Huckabee supporter is that the Huckabee supporter is bigoted against gays and Hispanics.

Baby tax needed to save planet, claims expert:
A WEST Australian medical expert wants families to pay a $5000-plus “baby levy” at birth and an annual carbon tax of up to $800 a child.

I like this idea. Instead of taking money out of a tax payer’s wallet to support dead-beats who have kids, we’d slap them with a fine/tax instead. Get rid of the assinine incentives created by LBJ’s “Great Society” for poor people to have more kids they can’t support so they get more money from the government.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!” (Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - Asheville Indymedia)

I want to thank all the immoral gays reading this for causing this national tragedy. I owe you one.

“I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.” — Barry Goldwater

FOXNews.com - AP: Jerry Falwell Dies After Falling Ill - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

“Science is a philosophy of discovery. Intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance. You cannot build a program of discovery on the assumption that nobody is smart enough to figure out the answer to a problem. Once upon a time, people identified the god Neptune as the source of storms at sea. Today we call these storms hurricanes. We know when and where they start. We know what drives them. We know what mitigates their destructive power. And anyone who has studied global warming can tell you what makes them worse. The only people who still call hurricanes “acts of God” are the people who write insurance forms.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson : The Perimeter of Ignorance

A good read.

“The unfettered free market has been the most radically destructive force in American life in the last generation.” — Hillary Clinton on C-SPAN in 1996.

“The election of Hillary Clinton has been the most radically destructive force in American life in this generation.” — Chris Farris, San Jose Costa Rica, 2010

HT: The Club For Growth

W. T. F. ?.

Nowak [accused Psyco-Diaper-Astronaut], who is in the Navy, will remain in the Navy. She will develop curriculum and training programs. All this happens in April when she joins the staff of the Chief of Naval Air Training Command in Corpus Chrisiti. (I Was Born Doing Reference Work In Sin: “Crazy” OK for Navy!)

IMBRA makes it a felony for an internet dating company, that primarily focuses on introducing Americans to foreigners, to allow any American to communicate with any person of foreign nationality without first subjecting that American to a criminal background check, a sex offender check and without first having the American certify any previous convictions or arrests, any previous marriages or divorces any children and all states of residence since 18. Match.com is excluded from the law, and the judge found that this exception posed no challenge to the Fifth Amendment equal protection clause because American women are supposedly not abused by American men that they meet on the internet, and thus are not in need of protection.

The law was sponsored by Sen. Sam Brownback, R-KS and Sen. Maria Cantwell, D-WA and was championed by key women’s groups. (Source: US Judge Affirms IMBRA: Americans Must Have Criminal Checks Before Contacting Foreigners on Internet)

Lets start with Brownback is a douche and will hopefully never see the White House unless he is driving by it. Now lets consider enforceability. How is the mighty imperial federal government going to enforce this if I go to www.buyarussianbride.ru? Now lets talk about unintended consequences. How many women will now be stuck living in their primitive shit-hold countries, because American men aren’t going to go through the indignity of a background check just to talk to these people.

Finally, what the fuck happened to Congress shall make no law .. abridging the freedom of speech, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble.