Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, (source)

Ok, this lockdown thing is getting a bit ridiculous.

I’ve gone ahead and created a category of Stupid Government Tricks.

“I hope they can see this cause I’m doing it as hard as I can”