On October 17th, 2005 Poverty will be officially over. Through expert use of Commemorative Stones, a Dedication of flowers, and the Children of the Tapori Movement, the UN will have eradicated Poverty on International Day for the Eradication of Poverty.

In the meantime, evil rich (yes I know thats an oxymoron) American (damn another one) Corporations (again!) will continue outsourcing jobs to the developing world and actually doing something to raise the per capita income of many of these nations.

HT: The Agitator