A jury found U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska guilty Monday of all seven counts in his federal corruption trial.

The jury found Stevens guilty of “knowingly and willfully” scheming to conceal on Senate disclosure forms more than $250,000 in home renovations and other gifts from an Alaska-based oil industry contractor. (CNN)

I’ve been depressed all day. This has really cheered me up. I want that fucker to spend the rest of his life in pound-him-in-the-ass federal prison.